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theeyecollector

They're also all very tall. In case you were wondering.

*gentle sobbing*

No need to be ashamed. As far as I can see, there are several reasons one should definitely be watching Harry’s pants as you say, ‘on the reg’.

... with the fire of a thousand burning suns.

This is the sort of thing I would do at work, to be greeted by the six blank faces of my other team members. Well, maybe five - I think Dan might get it.

Static caravans are like trailers - very popular with Brits as holiday homes, but hardly anyone lives in them year-round. Having lived in Lancashire, I can confirm this is exactly what 90% of the over-50 population would do with a sudden cash windfall.

She's a lot better-looking than the sneakers, though.

Good lord, so many of the things to say. 1) The kid in red is SERVING. Such a voice! 2) I like to watch videos of Titus Burgess in The Little Mermaid and imagine that Titus Andromedon made it on Broadway. 3) Aaron Tveit was almost illegally sexy in his duet with Gavin Creel.

Good fugging Lord. I have a new #1.

I realise this is not at all what I’m supposed to get from this story, but “homes in LA”? Why would you need more than one house in the same city?

Top-notch GIF work there. This handsome face is exceptional in The Good Wife.

Well, now I totally ’ship young Gillian Anderson and Jon Stewart. Also, I just realised I have the hots for JS.

I know it’s tacky for someone to complain about being beautiful, but I sort of see the point she’s making. A friend of mine is Charlize-level gorgeous and she’s constantly judged for it. People assume she’s shallow or stupid, and men are either indimidated or just see her as a potential conquest, not a person.

By ‘charm’ I’m guessing you mean ‘abs’?

God dang.

This face is exceptional in The Good Wife.

“Professional handsome man” *dies laughing*

Normally the mere whiff of Adam Levine makes me want to claw my own eyes out, but the fact he’s in this is So. Fucking. Perfect.

Those people are going to look really silly when it turns out this was the beginning of the real-life Birdemic.