She used to be a bit heavier, so maybe there’s some post-weight-loss oddness going on?

I didn’t think Affleck looked that bad. Is there a dress code for late night TV? Like, how casual can you go before it’s not cool? Does it depend on the person?

From my experience of working with actors (I do marketing at a theatre), I’d be surprised if at least 20% of past winners aren’t gay and closeted. Theatre isn’t as bad as film, but it’s fucking tragic for everyone involved that an industry which claims to be so tolerant is actually still full of prejudice (unconscious…

I really like that navy tux on Tom Cruise - makes him seem less severe than when he wears black.

I noticed that exact same thing about Carrie and Fleur - darn you for getting in first! It's a cool colour scheme, though.

I can't work out why that dress makes Emilia Clarke look heavier than she is. Is it the strange shoulders?

Now *this*, ladies and gentlemen, is a good reference.

Make it work, people.

But that’s part of the joke - neither he nor Owen Wilson actually look like models. Nor do a lot of the supporting actors, now I'm thinking about it.

But Affleck was perfect in Gone Girl as one half of The Incurable Narcissists.

Closely followed by pre-lunch.

Throw Helen Mirren in there and you've got yourself a party.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s hair. Is. Gorgeous. And I don't know who Laura Govan is, but her upper abs are awesome.

You really squeezed all the life out of that one.

Yesterday I ate a piece of halloumi that had fallen between the grill bars I don't know how long ago. It was a new low, even for me.

George in the thumbnail pic:

Absolutely. A famous British theatre director (who is also famous in the industry for being a douche) tried to make the ‘reality’ argument for casting his production of Shakespeare’s Henry V with all white actors. Disregarding the fact that historical records show there have been non-white people in England for a long…

Brunette Amy Poehler looks like she could be Emily Blunt’s cousin. Love that hair colour on her.

As a B cup, I still can’t wear a bandeau. Why is such an unflattering thing even trendy? Ah, yes - teenagers.