The trailer for that new Scott Eastwood western made me so sad. OK he looks a lot like his old man, but he doesn't have any of the charisma or talent. Yawn.

Idris is talking about his show ‘Luther’ - it airs on Tuesday nights in the UK. Y’all should stream that shit right now because I believe his slightly greying hair, intense gaze and unparalleled ability to wear the heck out of a knee-length coat are universally attractive to all people who like men in that way. And a…

I had a Britney-level breakdown listening to that Sufjan Stevens album. Around ‘Fourth of July’ I just gave into it and my face was Niagara Falls for the next two hours.

Well hello there, Chad. Someone really got their young suburban dad on in the five years since I last saw them. Would you mind donning this comfortable yet fashionable jumper while we discuss how adorable it is when toddlers try to talk to each other? Perfect.

A real joy of working in theatre is only ever having gay men or women as my bosses. In my experience it generally makes for a more chilled, supportive environment. Also, some fantastically outrageous Christmas party outfits.

“We just love glitter.” - A philosophy by which we should all be living our lives, I'm sure you'll agree.

When someone says “I like it when women don’t wear makeup” I question whether they know what that actually looks like. It’s so rare these days to see someone wearing literally no makeup at all. Every woman I know (and I’m not exactly surrounded by high maintenance princesses) wears ‘no-makeup makeup’ every day. I…

I realise this is in no way the point of this article, but The Newsroom was The Absolute Worst. Ok, I'm done now.

“A sixth grade boy’s haircut” - That’s it, that’s what bothers me about him! I could never work it out, but you just hit the nail on the head. It’s even worse than Cary’s haircut in the first season of The Good Wife.

Thank you thank you thank you for informing me that this man exists.

My friend and I are both cyclists and we made stickers designed to identify arsehole drivers. If someone passes you too close, shouts obscene comments or exhibits another dickish behaviour, if you catch them later in traffic you attach the sticker to the back of their car. That way other cyclists know to avoid them -…

I didn’t realise this was back already. Shoot, now I’m going to have to watch every audition on YouTube. Thanks guys.

I once got spectacularly bad beard burn on my chin. The skin was all messed up and scabby so I couldn’t even cover it up with concealer; I had to tell everyone I fell up the stairs and scuffed my chin on the carpet. I still have a patch of skin that’s slightly darker from scarring. Sexy.

That photo of Rebel and Vin is hi.la.r.ious. That woman is a national treasure.

I like to end a meal by asking my date if he wants to ‘go Dutch’. It just means splitting the bill, but I like the momentary panic in their eyes when they think it might be a weird sex thing. Flirty *and* slightly dangerous - what larks!

Must be a lot of fear in Chris Brown’s head then.

I'm 26 and I have these. Oh - and they're super-black. :|

As much as I love Tim Riggins, that characterisation is true of 100% of his acting.

As a woman, I also do this. I’m not sure why. I suppose it’s a fun way to combine a power pose and a comforting hug for my under-boob area.

This whole highlighting/contouring trend is getting out of control.