My best friend knows I hate glitter (I try to avoid vacuuming wherever possible), so she deliberately puts an entire tube in every card she sends me. She's even started disguising her handwriting on the envelope, so I can't take preventative measures like opening it over the bin.

Just in case, make sure to take some emergency flats: http://www.rollasole.com/

"...things i like, including but not limited to: hot dudes with little clothing, pretty ladies in pretty clothing, bunnies, hedgehogs, tropical beaches" - We have many shared interests. I applaud you for having such excellent taste.

I lost my card last week and the bank has currently taken a total of twelve fucking days to get me a new one. Well, it would be twelve days if the card had arrived today. WHICH IT DID NOT. I'm down to spaghetti with cheese and peas. Haaaaalp...

All my limbs just retreated into my body with embarrassment at the memory of that.

Holy shit, Tim Daly is 58 years old?! What's in his moisturiser, rainbows and unicorn tears?

When Michael (may I refer to him by first name only?) did the Nerdist podcast, Sarah was there too and she stuck in a funny jab occasionally. It was neat.

Oh come on, it's just a bit of fun. It's not like we're accusing them of being bad people just because their stylist doesn't know how to tailor a suit. They all knew there would be cameras at this event!

I don't really understand what's happening here, but I'm completely on board with it.

YES TO ALL OF THIS. Ex-Mr Eye Collector is a mountain biker and his arse (correct British pronunciation) is glorious. We weren't right for each other at all, but I do still miss his butt.

Bee Shaffer's shoes are the bomb. I don't care how many of these Nicholas Kirkwood puts out, I will love every single goddamn pair. SO PRETTY AND YET SO FIERCE.

Seriously, how *does* his hair grow so quickly? Is it just awesome extensions, or some sort of elixir made from rainbows and puppy tears?

Hahaha, every line in this trailer is so gloriously stupid. I hope it's loud and spectacular and just dumb enough that my brain goes into a nice soothing holding pattern so I don't have to think about anything else but how awesome dinosaurs are for two hours.

I think he's so handsome that my brain has trouble processing him as a thing I could potentially mate with. He's like a really beautiful tree - I'll admire him all day, but finding him sexually attractive would just be bizarre.

What was it about this event that made everyone's stylists lose their damn minds?

Oh, #33 - king of my heart. Riggins was such a disaster zone, but dammit if I wouldn't take those puppy dog eyes back every single time.

He's very good in The Normal Heart. Granted, much of his job in that film is to be handsome, but he does a damn good job of that.

This is why Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds will never last - it's just too much sexy for one relationship. Eventually their polarities will reverse and they'll repel one another.

YES I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. Also, I just came. Wheeey!

My brother and I recently shared traumatised memories of fancying foxy Maid Marion and Robin Hood respectively when we were children. Whole generations have been scarred by this movie.