@RocktheDebit Me too! I've tried both cups and tampons on numerous occasions but they're so uncomfortable I can't even leave them in for five minutes. All my female friends tell me I'm doing it wrong but I'm pretty sure there aren't any, err... 'positions' that I haven't tried.

Nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than a woman who says she doesn't like other women - for whatever reason. Often they're spoiled, immature, and ceaselessly competitive with other women because their greatest goal in life is to be the centre of male attention. Yawn.

I'm surprised more people aren't suggesting mashing both last names together in a beautiful double-barrelled mess. Sort of approximates the whole marriage process, don't you think? Although, having said that, my hippy dippy parents already gave me a double-barrelled last name and I'll be damned (if I ever do get…

Wait. I'm a vegan, so does this mean I have to start having sex with 17-year-old boys now? Because that really doesn't do it for me.

Surely it has to be zombie every time? Make loads of fake blood (water + corn syrup + red food dye + cornflour) and smear it haphazardly on your hair, chin, neck, chest, arms, and the front of an old t-shirt and trousers. If you have a bit more time, buy some red contact lenses.

Ugh. I wish I hadn't read this story so I would still not know this existed.

So apparently the only thing Jezebel loves more than Joseph Gordon-Levitt is sandwiches.

All power to these people, they can make their rules - whatevs. But, like every other ludicrous religious dictate, I shall not be following it and neither will I be taking shit for that. Good day.

For me, it has to be Abby's wedding dress from ER... the husband would be nice, too.

Rachel Zoe's make-up artist seriously needs a raise - she looks amazing!

"We espouse gender equality"

What industrial-strength douchecanoes. Every person who voted for this bill is absolutely worthy of a 'fuckeulogy' upon their death; I plan to write each one personally, and with enormous relish.

Patrick Wilson's last expression actually made me snort with laughter.

Maybe this will get flamed for being an 'average-breasted-lady problem,' but I find it odd that a D-cup seems to be shorthand (or I thought it was?) for the beginning of the larger end of the spectrum. I'm a 34D and I don't feel like my breasts are large at all - I think I could go up two cup sizes and it wouldn't…

My favourite thing is the sound Lindsay makes to accompany her dance:

A fitness geek friend of mine thinks that most running shoes just treat the symptoms (stress fractures, knee problems, etc.), rather than address the underlying problem - a lack of strength in the feet and legs. Although running is great cardio, you should do other exercise that focuses more on toning and…

Bland?

I don't want him to apologise; I want him to STOP BEING A DICK.

"Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?"

I really think that Ty Burrell deserved to win. Say what you want about the show as a whole - I personally find it veers wildly between hilarious and 'meh' - he is absolutely brilliant.