Wait, Mary Jane will be playable in the Spider-Man game?! O_o

Kit Man, hell yeah.

Stamets is a research scientist essentially drafted into service by Starfleet to work on the spore drive and Tilly is still a cadet, so neither is an officer who came up the ranks.

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

the gig economy claims another, smh

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

Pictured: Casey walking back into the studio for the first time in years.

Re: Corpse Run

The difference is: being funny.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

Well, someone has to say it.. Half Life 3 confirmed!

So, business as usual, then?

... Come home, MJ.

Some of us didn’t even need that to rescue the president himself.