Me:*Jaded man in late 30's who approaches all late-stage capitalistic society with a healthy amount of cynicism *

I wouldn’t be so sure about that.

That’s funny, because the second I started to hear from senior development staff of the game dismissing traditional RPG elements as important to the series I knew there was going to be blowback from fans.

OG Legend of Zelda will always be my favorite because it gave us this glorious picture:

Well, at least we now know that the whole “we want to cast younger versions” was total bullshit.

I’m currently at level 22 in the game and while I agree it’s a pretty fun...yeah, it just doesn’t feel like a mainline Final Fantasy game.

Yeah, that’s pretty clear by the rankings in this list.

Yeah, even given the fact that this rating system apparently is based on the author’s reaction to their one night stands with moogles (par for the course at current Kotaku), he should still be at the top of the list.

Oh, I 100% agree with you that she’s either Krang or another Utrom.

The art style doesn’t bother me and I’m fine with most of the casting, but man, does Jackie Chan as Splinter seem like a huge misfire.

*Divinity: Original Sin 1+2, XCom 1+2 , Darkest Dungeon, the Legend of Heroes: Trails series, Octopath Traveller 1+2, Bravely Default series, South Park, Mario & Luigi series, Wasteland 2+3, Persona 3-5, and Dragon Quest 7-11 enter the chat*

Overall I’m mostly in agreement with the list. I will probably always think that VI is better than VII because it did everything but graphics better (and that was a limitation of the hardware).

Or maybe they should have actually developed them further to be deep and meaningful to the gameplay instead of tacking them on as an afterthought.

If that’s what your jizz looks like, you probably need to go see a doctor.

Meh.

Oh good, since you’re posting the mandatory weekly post about Amouranth on a Tuesday I can assume we won’t have to hear about her on here for the rest of the week.

Seriously, get therapy.

I the game looks pretty amazing.

I got you.

What he forgets to mention is that his daughter is also an award-winning food critic specializing in Italian pastries that smokes half a pack a day and feels like she’s already passed her prime creatively.