I agree with you but an asexual Doctor would prevent certain click-starved blogs from forcing even more horny Doctor Who posts for the next 2-3 years so it looks like we’re out of luck.

This is a trap.

If I was the devil I also would advocate for a beer that tastes like water because there apparently isn’t a whole lot of that in hell.

Any sequels with Ezra are out of the picture, but that at least would be a golden opportunity to kill Barry off and make Wally, the best Flash, the primary DCEU speedster.

It’s seems like no one in Square Enix’s marketing team (or probably the dev team too) knows how a woman in her 20's actually speaks.

I always saw most of the characters (except for Bulma) as having an asian ethnicity, but 100% agree with the assertion of Piccolo being the surrogate for “the other” in an otherwise mostly homogeneous main cast.

I’m cynical enough to think that think that with this current strategy projection, Disney will own DC within the next 10 years.

Yep.

13 Wrecks? Good lord, this lady was a public danger even before this last tragedy. She needs to be locked up, full stop.

Ironically the one Apple Arcade game I play every day is...Solitaire.

New cars (especially luxury cars) are built to be little cocoons regardless of how fast you are going. I used to work at a Lexus dealership in college 15 years ago where part of my job was delivering cars, sometimes several hours away. There were times on the highway were before I realized it I was going over 90 mph…

That’s not actually how SEO rankings work anymore, but thanks being honest.

Apparently, the only reason that Prey was not in theaters is so Disney could stop it from being legally obligated to give first run streaming rights to HBO Max instead of Hulu (also expect this to be the norm for a lot of 20th Century Studios productions moving forward).

Why is this...how is...I...

It’s Kotaku, they’re horny about everything.

I guess this quality of writing is what you get when you fire your senior writers because they refuse a mandatory relocation that comes without a cost of living salary adjustment.

He absolutely he is. Have you seen the what the size of what they consider knives there?

After that experience, why would you even keep your subscription?

wut?

Yeah, he might be DC’s fifth most popular hero after the Big Three and maybe the Flash? I couldn’t take anything else in this post serious after reading that (not that you should take anything on Kotaku anymore seriously).