A deuce at a tennis court.

Cain was the epitome of what Malcolm X described within black society, and the distinction between the house slave and the field slave. The house slave loves, is forever tied to the world the white man has created, and grows comfortable in it. When the master gets sick, he mourns. When the house catches fire, he tries…

She believes the store is large enough—16,000 square feet—to allow for a few exceptions, like customers who claim they’re physically unable to tolerate a mask or workers who need a small break during or six- or eight-hour shifts as long as they keep their distance from other people.

That’s a nice story, but it doesn’t justify turning the license plate scanner on in any non-AMBER alert scenario. Also, there is no reason to believe attentive cops wouldn’t have spotted the car with a traditional scannerless APB.

Cops come into the restaurant where I work all the time without masks on. In a county where masks are required in public.

This was my honest take on that one. Depends on the diss, but religion has a lot to answer for and proselytizing (if that happened) is annoying AF.

“The World’s End” is terrible and inevitably you can’t talk about either “This is the End” or “World’s End” without the other coming up.

Says the guy using an incorrect comma.

The *vast* majority of the apps I use were installed via .exe rather than the Windows Store or other type of appstore

My mind is boggling that you think every Windows app or utility lives in Microsoft’s “Appstore”

https://jezebel.com/1827520275 

Remember, Russia is where consultants had to be deployed in the early 90s to explain to McDonald’s employees why smiling and saying “thank you” is important in a free market and/or polite society.

Yup.  “Oh boo fuckity hoo I haven’t gotten a hug for almost two months - guess that makes risking other people’s lives ok then!”

Thanks, y’all.  My uncle is dead because other people decided to be selfish and greedy.  You are the reasons we will have at least some lockdown measures for the rest of the year.  Everyone who ignores the rules extends the rules.  Go to hell.

“But he’s also having a lot of confidence issues with not being allowed to work. Begging my spouse to be turned on by me is the biggest boner killer and marriage ruiner in the world so I’ll take my once a week marriage sex and keep getting the rest of my fix somewhere else.”

Don’t glorify or give these shitheads attention. Some of us are trying to not die.

And I needed for someone to touch my body after having not even have received so much as a hug for over 6 weeks.... Most of my friends were quarantined with partners; they receive touch every single day and have a shoulder to cry on. I was happy for them, and also felt resentful for any judgment that could have come…

1st Gear: 80% drop in profit still means they are making a profit. I would see this as a pretty good silver lining given the situation. Plenty of others are talking losses.

Since when did you start this slideshow shit??? WTF is this? Buzzfeed? I had to scroll through all f’ing 35 of the gdamn slides to register this complaint. I know things have gone down hill over the years, but really? There are so few websites that I actually enjoy anymore, I’m barely hanging on to the this one. I get…

Glad I’m not the only one who was bothered by that