I’m so sick of hearing about the police murdering compliant people in total absence of wrongdoing. I’m even sicker of the fact that they get away with it.

Other outlets have reported the samples tested positive for tremolite asbestos, a.k.a. The Very Bad One.

No, I take my revenge by reporting all of his mean comments :) Not all heroes wear capes I guess.

That would actually be a legit admittance in this specific case. I hope that the comedian had just one guy in the audience to present the case with. I bet she would win hands down.

And actually it seems the proper name is silvered leaf langur monkeys.

I feel you. I went Christmas day with my parents to see Star Wars. We saw a trailer for the movie she in in which she’s a volleyball coach to a bunch of high school girls. I was squinting the whole time and was like is that Helen Hunt? My mom was like “No that’s Jodie Foster.” I responded, “Don’t do Jodie dirty like…

A monster that knows what “capitalization,” “reasonable parts of a job description,” and “punctuation” are.

I must be old as hell because I’m still out here thinking online ‘relationships’ are the dumbest fucking thing. You can meet someone online, but you’re not in a relationship until you meet them in person.

I’ve been teaching for longer than I care to admit. The other day, one of the teaching assistants pulled an old book of mimeo worksheets off the shelf (I’ve kept it for nostalgia’s sake). She flipped through it, looked at me and said, ‘what is this?’. I tried to explain it to her, including the joy of the mimeo…

“If there’s one thing we’ve learnt in the last thousand miles of retreat it’s that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanization.”

Getting cheap bubbly from Aldi and pissing off the French at the same time?

Also, why the literally?

https://www.comixology.com/The-Carl-Barks-Library/comics-series/106651?ref=Y29taWMvdmlldy9kZXNrdG9wL2JyZWFkY3J1bWJz

Nah, I wanna get hold of the scantron keys so I can cheat on all the tests.

I don’t really understand why dumb trolling is the Thing now.

You...um...you’re suggesting that we have basic standards for humane treatment of farm animals?

The one I had stuffed in the back of my hand during delivery cut a chunk out of me. I still have a scar and my kid is 3.

Yep. This is basically trading in one dumb idea with another series of dumb ideas.

Ditching Christianity is fantastic, but I’d much prefer folks go all the way. Trade in faith for fact and deal with the world as it actually exists in the here and now.

I have a coat with button-down shoulder straps, I sometimes use them to loop the strap of my handbag.