Garfield wrote a mini-opera about how much he hates Mondays.

Oh get out. Medical emergencies don’t just pause so that someone can go and get a blanket to cover up your undies. They did exactly the right thing.

Sorry no, if you are having a heart attack (relevant example) and your EMT is giving a SHIT about covering up your breasts before applying the defib’s your EMT is a fuck-up. Luckily we have good samaritan laws to clear this up. If the person is trained and acting in good faith, then fuck your sense of decency. …

If I have the options of either being dragged down an aisle with my pants undone in order to undergo resuscitation attempts or dying, I know which option I’m going with. Please don’t waste time trying to find a fucking blanket to throw over me so that my undergarments don’t offend overly-sensitive idiots nearby.

Seriously glad they don’t have them. I find achievements to be the dumbest and most moronic thing ever invented in gaming. It literally is just a tiny thing that pops up and says “Hey! You did a thing!”. You get nothing for it and it means nothing. No one looks at your achievements or “gamer score/level”. Seriously,…

I only know this because I’m a fan of her blog but she was in like THe FIRST episode for a second. She worked for Teen Vogue (receptionist??) when LC first started. She then left and started her blog. She was never an actual cast member.

tl;dr. Lost me at the beginning with “hashtag” written out. Lost me for good when she wrote “retarded”.

I watched The Hills pretty religiously back in the day, and I have no idea who that is.

So it’s cue cat 2.0?

So it’s cue cat 2.0?

Oh joy, a potential new student! Such a bully day indeed! Would you like some example pictures with measurements accurate to within 10 micrometers? The distance between one’s genitals and the anus is called the anogenital distance. It’s used in biological science for several important reasons. In human medicine, it’s…

Shootings have always been a daily part of this nation’s lives... or at least, for the last 50 years or so.