What’s with the tech ageism?

Eh. That would be bad for fallout, but it’s not like a nuclear blast would magically trigger a nucelar power plant to detonate its fuel reserves. It would just spread that shit around.

In 2017, Amy Schumer did a film called Snatched. That film made $45 million domestically. In 2016, I did a film called Almost Christmas. That film made $42 million domestically.

Go easy on yourself, buddy.

Emily may not have been subjected (as far as we know) to any kind of psychological torture

This seems destined to backfire.

Nintendo Power cost $3.50 in 1991 money

I miss when blogging was “add a photo to a page of text” rather than “add a page of text to a photo.”

... what?

It teaches vulnerable young men and women to submit to authority and not think for themselves. It’s absolutely the worst thing a disenfranchised young person can do for themselves.

I’m calling “bullshit.”

Why doesn’t it matter? That’s a very interesting departure from the root word.

Why would you ever park a nice thing in a place you don’t 100% control?

Mosaic was originally released as an app

Who cares what veterans think?

The street is a public right. Treating part of it as “reserved” for local businesses is stealing from the public.

I thought you were just supposed to wait for a Palestinian guy to start eating and then steal his food.

In 201o, security forces that killed more than 70 Jamaican citizens, mostly in impoverished “ghetto” areas, after a state of emergency was declared in Kingston, aiming to catch the island’s biggest gang boss, Christopher “Dudus” Coke, head of the Shower Posse.

You think that’s bad? Have you checked out ballsports lately?

shit like ... that Wet Hot American Summer series