I thought you were just supposed to wait for a Palestinian guy to start eating and then steal his food.

In 201o, security forces that killed more than 70 Jamaican citizens, mostly in impoverished “ghetto” areas, after a state of emergency was declared in Kingston, aiming to catch the island’s biggest gang boss, Christopher “Dudus” Coke, head of the Shower Posse.

You think that’s bad? Have you checked out ballsports lately?

shit like ... that Wet Hot American Summer series

OK, look. You made a statement. It was false. I called you out on it. Learn and move on.

It’s literally the strongest pain medication that can be prescribed

oxycodone, Xanax, and Fentanyl

That’s why players have flocked to third-party apps that track Pokémon, but also, cut out the wandering and exploring that Pokémon Go’s tracker encourages.

Hurricanes’s.

no extra power cable required.

no extra power cable required.

the stone weighs 910 carats

Babies having babies.

Conti said he got into a physical altercation with Kramer at the True Lies premiere, but feels regret for “not handling it differently.

I just ... I just don’t know what’s real anymore.

While we’re being pedantic, I can’t think of any legitimate reason why “class” should be capitalized there.

Who’s the bigger plagiarist, MLK or Melania?

Related question: what do I do when I get someone else’s (USPS) mail?

Who do you know who plays on the team?

it’s also cheating

Absolutely. But the headline still gives a misleading birds-eye view of the incident.