Oh, very funny. Texas doesn’t have any colleges.

She’s a pre-pro ballerina

by taking it into from

Her dress looks awful, too. But I know: that face.

Following the “rules” is for cowards. Have some backbone.

we have no choice but to follow it.

No breakfast sandwich costs more than $3.00

That looks more like an SUV than a car.

Not Yiannopoulos’ rambling

No, it’s actually “Ferry.” Laziest stage name ever.

You keep using this word, “regret.”

But what kind of abestos?

in the “mountains” of this small-town in Kentucky

Bost began to wear make up ...

Based on what I know of goat milk and goat cheese, am I far off in assuming that goat yoga is a slightly worse, weirdly unfamiliar version of regular yoga for people who hate themselves?

Hey, it’s always Thursday somewhere. **drinks**

the steaks are always poorly done (especially for a large group meal)

people who have lived and worked in the film industry

Have you painted the front of your house “I’m with stupid --->”?

she’s cancelling her New Years Eve show in South Africa