Following the “rules” is for cowards. Have some backbone.

we have no choice but to follow it.

No breakfast sandwich costs more than $3.00

That looks more like an SUV than a car.

Not Yiannopoulos’ rambling

No, it’s actually “Ferry.” Laziest stage name ever.

You keep using this word, “regret.”

But what kind of abestos?

in the “mountains” of this small-town in Kentucky

Bost began to wear make up ...

Based on what I know of goat milk and goat cheese, am I far off in assuming that goat yoga is a slightly worse, weirdly unfamiliar version of regular yoga for people who hate themselves?

Hey, it’s always Thursday somewhere. **drinks**

the steaks are always poorly done (especially for a large group meal)

people who have lived and worked in the film industry

Have you painted the front of your house “I’m with stupid --->”?

she’s cancelling her New Years Eve show in South Africa

Shlesinger’s November 13 show in Los Angeles, specifically advertised as “No Boys Allowed.”

Local (southern) news, amirite?

Hey I know what I’m talking about. My name begins and ends with “therapist.”

three new Silver-Lead Langur monkeys