theeverpresent-footballplayerrapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-footballplayerrapist

it’s likely that Walker sold the times in Kelly’s house room by room

Uh-huh. Annoyed by men wolf-whistling at you and treating women in general like meat? Just avoid them! The problem isn’t society - it’s you and your fragile temperament.

Lifetime pension for ten years of work? THAT’S a crime.

My thoughts exactly. What’s more concerning is that not even the website itself backs up those bold claims. The best it can offer is:

Please never get on a plane.

Religious people are the absolute worst.

Now if they would only take out back and shoot people who recline their seats on planes.

Pecorino is all.

Well it’s a fighting game with polygon characters. You knew it was going to look like shit going in.

“may still be ordered to perform work without receiving further compensation.”

Those are products IN things (tubes). You eat this whole sausage. It is the product. Hence: no tube.

the enormous tubes of meat

I thought platinum blonde was essentially white.

If you’re a Native English Speaker

Fuck that noise. You can get 4 McDoubles for $5. Remove the majority of buns, and you’ve got an EIGHT-PATTY MONSTER.

but actually looks pretty good

Big Macs have a FAKE BUN.

The 15-year-old is being charged with disorderly conduct

inconsistent CRT TV technology

Every time I see that picture I think of someone getting so stoned they turn into Michael Cera.