theeverpresent-footballplayerrapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-footballplayerrapist

Are you a Composer that has ever tried to write a symphony?

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You spelled Tabitha wrong a few times.

Bonus points? For simply reading?

five juvenile suspects, who are both male and female, have been identified in the vandalism

Keep it coming with the Call X by Y Name headlines.

I thought that was hammer and sickle, not arm and hammer.

they destroyed them because they were not faxed directly from a doctor’s office.

That still looks like the cover a Pen & Pixel-designed album.

I still don’t understand the joke that is this actor’s name.

Probably above-average; you’re right.

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You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in Congress who, they say, was here a long time ago. They call her ‘Pocahontas.’”