theeverpresent-footballplayerrapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-footballplayerrapist

she first met Moore when she was 15-years-old

An AM General USPS truck would be built in the US, a must for the government bid.

Stop. Putting. LCDs. In. Cabinets.

whatever it’s nature

Swinging Richards, Tin Room, Secrets, @stagpdx, Nob Hill Theatre

What about liquor?

Do you hear that woosh sound?

I just hope you make her wear headphones.

But the whole reason I got Bellacya a tablet was so I wouldn’t HAVE to watch over what she’s doing all the time!

More like pinkhead.

Walmart has fruit?!?

Shouldn’t you grab a branch or something and try to attack the dog before it attacks you? This seems very risky.

The W key on your keyboard seems to be failing.

Not /exactly/ what you’re referring to, but same situation (I just happen to be reading this issue in my retro-gaming mag stack):

Temperature and precipitation have shit-all to do with the changing of the seasons.

You’re welcome:

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the feeling of winter’s wettest kiss

I’m thoroughly excited to slit more Nazi throats in future episodes.

That click-to-zoom magnifying-glass-with-a-plus-sign straight up LIED to me.