You had me at “titty.”

It’s baffling how little it takes to become a billionaire when you put it that way and in those terms.

Nope, your rewrite is rejected.

Ban Octopuses!

he believed everything that happened was “completely consensual.

Those are only two of the things that can score one a Mary Sue. Rey never substantially fails, never, she pulls everything off and is never substantially challenged. The minor pitfalls she faces are never severe, never require an inventory within. She’s a shallow cardboard character with far too many powers and…

Totally inappropriate? She ticks a few boxes for Mary Sue-ness on some lists of Mary Sue traits. I’ve seen the argument that she’s just naturally good at piloting, fighting, lightsaber-fighting, multiple languages, and using the esoterica of the Force and bending it to her will. All just natural and ready to go.

Many of those things are not “mistakes” and the moniker of Mary Sue fits in regards to her super advanced skill with a lightsaber and mastery of the force in ‘three easy lessons.’ It’s even more glaring in TLJ.

I always expect this to make the top of the list. I guess the design of what has been shoved up one’s rectum really does matter.

TOY MISSILE

Except that becoming a coal miner does not involve strange men ejaculating on her face, or whatever. Unless coal mining has really, really changed since I last watched “Justified.”

Has nothing to do with being prudish. I love pron and erotica and would not want my wife to become a porn star nor would she want me to become one. We are exclusive to each other and it’s great. Unilaterally deciding one day to be a porn star no matter how your mate feels about it is just cheating by other means. The…

‘Genocidal Organ’ (anime) was great.

Blue wins the reddest red state!

Portion control is what works.

Everyone even remotely involved in this child’s death should pay dearly. From the person who posted the video, to the bully and her worthless as shit parents. They should all be utterly ruined in every possible legal way, for life.

Once they touch you or your gear its time for Thunderdome. Every photo and video person should how to put someone down fast. Protect the equipment and yourself.

If you’re very tall it creates an instant static hair-do and even pulls your hair. It’s an awful experience.

Retrospective moralizing to kill the fun out of things smart people know were never meant to be taken literally is the linchpin of internet rage culture and about ten other “isms” devoted to hating-on (mostly) white men in general.