The world is ending much sooner than we thought, stop having kids so we can enjoy movies right up until the fucking end. Everyone, just stop reproducing!

I was at a base loaded with dilapidated old P3's. How often did you have an engine quit while on mission? My understanding was that many returned on less than four quite often, and not by choice.

Hey, I can see this tank, stealth fail!

Clicking "expand" on that graphic made me enjoy a double-entendre.

I grew up on this one and the other RB stuff, great fond memories. 'Frodo of the Nine Fingers' is another good one from this as well.

One more step toward a fully functional sex robot, I suppose. That's not much of a booty by the way, back to the drawing board!

Ha, me too!

Wasps have been getting revenge on spiders for this ever since!

That genuinely cracked me up.

reverse cowgirl is awesome!

"the creation of negative energy densities is an as-of-yet unknown technology" - not so, the Tea Party Congress generates amazing amounts daily.

... and there was much motion sickness & puking.

I'd rather see it as a Miyazaki style film, bring him out of retirement now. The music is already there.

because science!

I heard she cooked a mean giant sloth stew and never let the fire go out, so I give her props.

To quote the blurb on a good book: "the Neolithic period, arguably the most significant turning point in human history, when agriculture became a way of life and the fractious society that we know today was born."

So in other words mwhlte66 is completely correct?

Well said.

You're just not a warrior. Plain and simple. It's nothing to be ashamed of either. Warriors have been fighting for leaders of one ilk or another, one gang leader, or tribal leader or another, and by proxy for the perceived safety of their family and friends and loved ones since the beginning of time. You find your…