Seems unlikely that Vontaze Burfict is drinking in Pittsburgh, but anything is possible I guess. (I know I need a drink any time I have to be there)

He was probably just trying to attend to an injured customer.

Hot take. The Texans are better without J.J Watt and this proves it

So, Texans VS Patriots opening line, over or under 21 pts? I can’t see anyone taking the Texans for less than 20.

this isn’t fair; the SEC is widely known for having premier defenses that can stop even the strongest... wait... clemson is in the ACC? lol

Pasadena alleyway>columbus

Pasadena > Columbus

Pasadena > Columbus

“I would rather be in Columbus, Ohio than Los Angeles.”

The 5-11 ‘95 browns team was sabotaged by the owner, Art Modell, in his quest to move the team to Baltimore. The team was moving in the right direction until Modell pulled the rug out from under Cleveland mid-season. Calling the ‘95 browns coherent just doesn’t fly and it completely ignores the situation they faced in…

You need to go take a look at BB’s record in Cleveland again.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT THE STEEL BEAMS ERECTED BY THE ANCIENT ALIENS TO SUPPORT OUR FLAT EARTH!1!

Yup. Totally. His halftime ritual consists of trying to figure out what happened to Tower 7, visiting flat earth websites, Facetiming with the ancient aliens guy, and making up more dumb excuses as to why he was right not to use Marshawn Lynch on the goal line.

Fuck you, fight me.

I’m confused. Because he hasn’t experienced institutional racism, he should be treated poorly due to his race?

The standard isn’t whether it happens during the course of play, because sports routinely involve things that would technically be considered “assault” happening outside of the course of normal gameplay. Every silly baseball brawl, every late hit in football, every hockey fight, would be grounds for an assault charge…

Sit down Chris, they moved the chains.

Yes, a football player should file an assault charge against another player for conduct on the playing field. Makes sense.

Yeah good use of time for the local police.

I’m pretty sure Phil Knight is the one who gives the blowjobs in that relationship.