I like when Ohio loses at stuff.

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

That settles it then.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

Durant traveled.

But the Richard Jefferson technical was totally legit, right?

That no call on the “tripping” was also spiritually correct. When you’re a giant stick doofus running away from the basket, and your frail clown feet brush against a real man’s sneaker... then you deserve to be a traitorous sissy coward who gets to fail with a bunch of 3-1 lead-blowing losers.

You mean to tell me that KD is on a team that’s really, really good almost all the time but melts down when faced with true adversity? I believe it.

That bitch fell over on his ownsome.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals. People forget that.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

So remember. folks, if you have any dirt on Richard Sherman, whether he hit a woman or molested a kid or shot a druggie or something, Jim Moore of the Seattle Times is the guy you want to break the story.

Exactly. The fine and punishment are reasonable enough (although losing the 4th outright might have been fairer), but given the way the NFL has just made shit up as it goes along and dispenses discipline completely randomly, it’s aggravating that they’ve gone lightly on Mara given similar situations in the past.

Pats fan, not screaming. Buy you gotta admit this is totally bizarre. No suspensions, a minor fine, and a draft pick downgrade? Nothing at all compared to deflategate.

How nice of the NFL to be more lenient on the team that may have actually gained an advantage during the illegal communications during a football game: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000482496/article/browns-gm-ray-farmer-suspended-4-games-for-texting

In a vacuum, the fine and punishment are perfectly cromulent. 

They didn’t weigh the balls, they tested the PSI using gauges. Some mediot said they weighed the balls and people ran with it, but they did no such thing.

Even better, the draft pick can’t be knocked down more than 12 spots.

How is ‘fairly hefty’? Blatant cheating and a slap on the wrist. Pats copped a million dollar fine and a first round pick as well as some change for playing football in cold weather.

Patriots fan here. I don’t really give a shit about walkie-talkies. But fuck the Giants for sticking by their wife-beating kicker.