theenglishwheel
The English Wheel
theenglishwheel

Guys. As a Porsche and VW mechanic who has offroaded in both the Cayenne and Touareg and worked on them I can tell you they are beasts. Almost completely smooth underneath for both aero and offroading clearance. Great approach and departure angles too. And boy does that air ride make quick work of obstacles.

People don’t actually read anymore. They skim. And as such failed that math test where the assignment directions said clearly ‘do not write on this assignment’.

A few years back I was picking up another rear axle bearing for my lifted WJ at a parts store and saw a guy wearing a polo shirt, tan shorts and boat shoes removing the nuts off the top of the front shocks on an E30 325. (the nut that you don’t remove especially if the strut is not inside the car.) I asked him what he

Tequila will do that to you too...

What the literal fuck

Hydraulic. BMWs are all hydraulic too. Panoramic can be crazy. I did one in an ML a few years back. Ive blocked it out of my memory.

I replaced a Nissan Murano soft top mechanism once. The entire assembly. I had to check into the nearest mental clinic immediately after initializing it.

Europe and Japan were always ahead of the curve when it came to hard top sexuality.

This

If anyone is interested I have just the calculator feature for sale. Very rare.

Honestly if I close my eyes I hear an E46 M3. Shit

I want to know if it can crawl out of a sand trap like a Toyota. Because I need that in my LA commute.

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.

Omfg. Yes!!! I knew there were two people taking shifts!!! The only thing missing from the clip there is blasting rap music with a huge subwoofer so loud pictures fall off the wall. You know it’s bad when your Google searches look like: How to insulate ceiling from noise. Can i drill holes and fill my ceiling with

My wife and I had moved into a lovely Victorian attic apartment during the winter in Connecticut that overlooked a charming river. We enjoyed that place until late spring when the wasps that were living in the walls decided to come out of hibernation and completely terrorize us for about 4 months until we just left.

Sounded like eco boost mustangs too. What a disgrace.

Alanis, please do one on the Helpful Honda People commercials. They make me sick. “Hi Janice, I’m a helpful Honda person. Your son was diagnosed with A.D.D. Well we’re going to give you fourteen crates of Ritalin.” - Janice was paid to be on the radio.

I certainly never bought anorexic male clothing models to go with my car. They were always outside of my budget.