I say we just go with waterways lined with packaged tire sealant. Once ruptured it seals itself. No more roads, no more asphalt, no more potholes just smooth water. And my solution here is the most insane and expensive so lobbyists should be all game for it.

My wife wears a personal air ionizer around her neck too in addition to wiping down everything. We’re separated

And all this just a few months after our new president is elected....

I just turned 30 and have been wrenching since I was born just about. I have carpel tunnel in both hands, a torn rotator in my right shoulder, a broken pinky finger that never healed right, excruciating tendinitis in my left elbow, syatica, hearing loss, tinnitus, black spots in my vision from grinding and welding,…

Dear God. Don’t touch. Diseased.

One could argue the switch was intended only to reduce fuel mileage and increase engine cooling. This coal rolling is an unfortunate side effect.

U read the whole thing?

Shit I had no idea. Let me just run out to my McLaren and try it, since I just came back from a hot lap around Beverly Hills to pick up a coach bag for my other mistress.

Yes but your legs are part of the crumple zone. Actually your entire body is.

Arm rest piping in your mom’s diesel Benz. Not only did it taste of ear wax but squeaked when gnawed just right.

Oh God you got it right. Split the welds right off the trailing arm mount @ the axle. Should probably also be running a torque arm.

From the literary engineering team: “We named it the Sportbrake because we wanted people to know it was fast, hence the SPORT. But we also wanted people to know it could stop, hence the BRAKE. It’s all there in the name, really.”

I’ve always been a fan of using cameras instead of side mirrors. Plus they act as dual purpose being able to alert you if you begin merging into someone and letting you see your entire blind spot. They can even be mounted at the front of the car giving you much better perspective. And if the displays are in the…

“Honda Accord”... “racing”... Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Alcantara wrap.

Sometimes I get to work on some pretty unreal cars and have to pretend I’m not a giddy 14 year old when I get back from the test drive. “Yeah its OK.” is my understated reaction.

Worse than St. Helens

You Australian?