You’re wrong.

The other Jalops therefore said unto him, “we have seen the S2000.” But he said unto them, “except I shall see in my hands the keys of such Honda, and put my hand onto the gearshift, and thrust my feet upon the pedals, I will not believe.”

Yeah you’re basically right but 900 sounds way cooler

Hmmm it’s like the system works well but requires some user interaction. Like having a dog.

1st prize is a Corvair. 2nd prize is 2 Corvairs.

He gets knocked down,

My car’s worth less than that.

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I fucking hate that sunroof with the white-hot intensity of a thousand supernovas.

Base model Z3 coupe was $37,750 MSRP in 2002, could the M treatment sticker this up to $60k? maybe... idk prices are all over the place for these clown shoe cars I found a few, one with 120k miles for $20k, one with 70k for $38k and then finally another silver one with 34k claiming the same $60k market price. Really…

Sorry, but I’m kinda busy right now. I can’t do it one handed.

You misspelled “wreck”.

Curb.

WITHOUT GETTING IT NOTARIZED BY FOUR LAWYERS????

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Stupid never sleeps.

The only possible way of damaging a fuel pump when racing is repeatedly racing with very little fuel in the tank. This prolonged use with little cooling can theoretically can stress the pump from heat. Of course the same habit in street use would cook it just the same. Fuel pumps are on or off. What the engine does…

These guys have never heard of PID loops or inertial accelerometers? How did the OS even allow this to occur? “Sorry rotor 2... Forgot you were there.” Gee... Ya’ think maybe you should increase the sampling from 1 cycle every 10 or 20 seconds? Total amateur hour.

#twogirlsonecorvette

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.