1) Russia wants nothing more than American division and infighting, I hadn’t considered Russian money backing separatist groups beyond Bannon’s Monster, but it makes sense. (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/lawmaker-russian-trolls-trying-to-sow-discord-in-nfl-kneeling-debate/2017/09/27/5f46dce0-a3…

Eh, it would be a pretty sweet form of punishment though.
We don’t want to kill you, we’re just going to plop you down in 10,000 B.C. with a half charged Ipod with nothing but The Red Hot Chili Peppers and a snickers bar. GLHF!

She just comes across as the tired assistant principal who wants these kids to graduate already.
If there is a Pelosi replacement waiting in the wings for a sea-change in the Democratic party, it is past time to come forward.
Every day she fails to bottle the lightning being lobbied @POTUS is a day wasted for the ‘18…

I read this thing and it made me happy!
Also, I am now imagining Camry’s floating around in the ever cooling void after the heat death of the universe. So... that’s good, too. That’s good.

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!

Hey the uneducated poor are an important part of the GOP’s base.
Long game = success!

Edit: Plus, while the GOP sells the fantasy of riches, they can call out “other poor people” as undesirable!

Nothing keeps the plebes off your doorstep like good old infighting!

This was well written. I mean, good writing well written. Like, published. Nice.

That is an amazingly punchable face.
He is Jesus-Shkreli

Timba, his arms wide...
You get a lot of internet points for this reference. Spend them wisely.

DNC needs rebranding so bad. An about face and return to aspiration mythologizing.

We were all “Dany has dragons LOLOLOL Cersei is an orange turd with a weird tan and issues with her family! DANY FOREVER!!!!”

But then the Night King one-shot Viserise and now we need some serious “KING IN DA NORTH” or something and the…

Suggestion.
Let’s keep all statues and just attach large dildos to them that are motion activated, and when someone walks too close the dildos will sing songs about how people are complicated and as culture inches forward we realize things that we are currently fine tolerating are intolerable as justice spreads beyond…

Amen.
And keep on trucking!
We need dudes in Education fields!
There are a lot of young men who will benefit from a reliable male influence in your position.

Computers do exist in the real world.
Edit: and while we’re discussing the validity of sports.

It’s a sin in multiplayer to sell items that buff or modify gameplay and is usually the death knell for an IP.
In single-player?
Well, we call this “Armoring the Horse.”
It’s the AAA RPG equivalency for “Nuking the Fridge” or “Jumping the Shark”

Guncop needs to go home and rethink his life.
Maybe selling deathsticks isn’t for him.

Seriously though, this should be his last day riding a bike and his first day of paperwork for a long time.

Perhaps don’t post a link to a service streaming pirated HBO content.

“This can have worse consequences than just a lot of spam. A Washington state woman named Amy Pittman used the app when she first got pregnant. She later had a miscarriage. But a week before she would have otherwise given birth, she received a congratulatory package in the mail from the baby formula maker Similac, one…

“Weakness, such as the aforementioned flavor of thereof, is the only thing which is not tolerated here. You’re welcome.”
Ew. 

Hot take there, especially on Kotaku kinja
As the “coach” of the E-Sports team at my school I disagree with you. Just because my students aren’t getting concussions doesn’t mean they can’t show great skill and problem solving under pressure.