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Time to relive shitting myself as a middle-schooler when I see that lake bird.

10 Points to Ravenclaw for your metaphor.

Jaffa Kree!
But seriously, after I read the first comment here I went looking for an SG 1 game. So much disappoint.
Can you imagine how cool that game would be?

Hey other 20-40 somethings on Kinja!

Same. I make a pot of Cafe Bustelo every day and I haven’t killed anybody at work. Correlation and Causation in this case.

Starting an E-Sports league with the school I teach at next year.
We are torn between HOTS and SMITE at the moment.
I prefer HOTS for the short game-time and the XP sharing mechanic (among other reasons).
SMITE is awesome though, for the god pack. easy to defend to parents monetarily.
What say you?

Adults never fail to make the bad thing cooler.

Eh. If the “feminazis” keep delivering I’ll have to get out my flowery combat boots again.

Eh. After abuse like that, he earned the right to vent. Hell, he earned a free beer from whoever recognizes this and gets picked up.
He kept his cool exceedingly well. I hope Uber goes further and charges her with something. This kind of thing could hurt his business if he expects a repeat performance.

This exercise in the U.S. is an extension of his homeland plans in Russia.

Forcing weakness and division in your primary political and cultural opponent (U.S.) helps him consolidate support at home.

Power politics.

When the other guy is weak, I appear strong.
When the other guy’s house is divided, my house appears

Putin played a winning long game here.

By applying pressure towards a Trump presidency he got his wish. Hillary had enough possible baggage to be “doubted” out of character supremacy despite the reality of Trump baggage.

FTFY
Bear = Ursine neglect.

Astroneer has stolen my heart and replaced it with Hydrazine.

I have never heard the term “fig leaves” used this way.
I am now imagining the Republicans in D.C. all wearing these.

Or cheap skirt... steak. Cheap skirt. Cheap steak. Chake Steep. Steeple. Sterno. STRINGENT! Strident! Trident gum.

“Why won’t HBO tell us that its cowboy sex robots poop?”

THE MAZE WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU!

The most silver lining-y quote of the day.

Unless it isn’t copy-paste, but cut-and-paste.

Activating the host while keeping a neural link of some sort connected and selectively shutting down the original meat would allow for a true transfer of seamless consciousness.