Yes! I’m amazed I didn’t see this right away. Specific editions for specific sports and teams. Take your Bears gun to a Bears game, your White Sox gun to a White Sox game! Worth billions (live or dollars, why not both?).

Do you have a source for the 195th mass shooting this year number?

As always, this is really well said and powerful. The only thing I disagree with is that I personally don’t believe that it’s good this happened, for one thing because I think they will use it to their political advantage. The comments in this thread that celebrate this event just play into that. If these people were…

This is a fair point.

I think what the poster meant was that it’s never a good idea to be happy about people being shot. This will not actually make anything better.

It’s hard to play baseball with a holster on?

Hahahahahaha. What we’ll get is calls for everyone to be armed at all times. Even going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

He’s the dang Attorney General of the flipping United States of America, who states that he does believe our country was attacked by the Russians last year, and he hasn’t had one briefing on it. NOT ONE (that he can remember).

That’s what I love about Deadspin right there. The discussions are always practical.

I think you sell yourself short. I’m pretty sure that should you ever find yourself put to the actual test, she’d say something that would make you throw up before very long. I think your only hope it to wear ear plugs.

It’s worked pretty well for him up to now. Hopefully now will be the beginning of it not working for him.

Yeah, but why? If you are having theoretical fantasy one night stands with hot girls (and she’s not hot enough, in my opinion, to counter who she is), why not have fantasy one night stands with hot girls who are also decent people?

This is an excellent point.

And you are completely wrong about Pink. Maybe you should should read peoples comment histories before you make assumptions about who they are based on your own biases.

No, you are not being too picky.

He’s a crafty old fucker, no doubt about that. Pretty sure he can recollect more than he says he can, and that he doesn’t always talk with an accent that thick, either.

Yeah, that bugged me too. I did like that they called the Russian cyberattack on our country an attack, though, instead of “meddling”. That “meddling” thing drives me nuts.

Yeah, that was brilliant. They got him on a couple of things, I thought, and that was absolutely the biggest one. I wish they would have pushed him harder on it.

He did a reasonably good impression of a sweet ol’ boy from the country who is just a little bit dim, and is so overwhelmed by all the fancy people in the big city and all their hard, complicated questions.

If only.