Quite a contrast to the moment the Reds’ Ivan IV Vasilyevich found out he wasn’t voted in.

Worst dog still better than best cat.

Paul Finebaum Abruptly Ends Radio Segment After Falling III

Very true. There’s actually a Worcester College near my UK office pronounced similarly to the Massachusetts city and it is at the end of Worcester Street which people pronounce Worchester and everyone is the worst.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

I grow stronger from this

No, but he does wish that he had a girl who looked good. He would call her.

Run the jam tho

...But did he wish he was a baller?

You are a sociopath.

Hmmmmmm

I assume it’s named after the cream cheese brand?

What band has had the biggest fall from grace in music history? It’s gotta be Creed.

The correct answer to applesauce guy is of course, grown ass men do not eat applesauce. Maybe on a potato pancake, perhaps on some ham. Thats it.

“ You can get applesauce and yogurt in drinkable form now, and the world doesn’t seem to be howling with outrage at the notion.”

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Tony Kornheiser is an asshole and all of his opinions are bad.

I was just in Georgia on vacation (down from MA). At a playground with my pregnant wife and twin 2-yr old girls. A father of boy/girl on a bench points to my wife’s belly and says “Are you gonna get the next one right?” She asks “what do you mean?” He says “You know - y’all gonna get it right and have a boy?” My wife…

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.