don’t be one of those guys.

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! (and they’re all in the pool with him)

Long term repair record.

My anxiety can’t handle this, man.

Does this count as another major?

“I love you, Mike.”

I can’t wait for The Root’s piece telling us he isn’t either “black enough” or “woke enough”

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

I usually don’t yell at inanimate objects but I just told my tv to fuck off.

Yes I am biased because as a christian its a sin

Not well. I once gave a hooker 9 twenties for a $200 blowjob.

Somehow, I am now pulling for Nashville. Nashville. Death to the Penguins and their semi-literate glue sniffing fans.

Oh Jesus Christ. You got enough help. Jerk my dick.

Or the phantom slashing call in the first period.

I guess you missed the too many men on the ice call they missed in OT.

Wes McCauley was really great for the Penguins tonight. Their first star by far.

And people who won’t stop quoting Friends.