Shhhh ‘Murica is exceptional and everything was achieved through bootstrapping and the hand of God.

Not Lenny!?

These fucking people. Spend half of their time screaming “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!” when it comes to fetuses, but the fucking minute they pop out all they do is fuck them over. I CAN’T HANDLE THE HYPOCRISY ANYMORE, GUYS. I am off to join the mole people.

Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1000000% agree. I am beyond over this whole, "We have to tolerate all of the assholes on the planet and not tell them that they're assholes." ya know - some people really don't know they're jerks BECAUSE NOBODY TELLS THEM WHEN THEY'RE BEING JERKS.

There once was a time when Universities weren’t job training centers. One went to a University to grow as a person, to develop knowledge of the universe and of mankind in general, not to learn how to file somebody’s taxes or fill out an AP report.

As I lawyer, I am insulted how grossly oversimplified both of your ideas are about how class actions work. Neither such lopsided payout would ever happen. The State AGs would almost certainly intervene to protect the public’s interest, resulting in:

I hope you know how strong you are.

You have my profound admiration. I am in awe of your strength.

This is, on multiple levels, like watching Italy win the World Cup again.

Hey look kids: it’s an asshole!

Totally agree but you only get charged with war crimes if your side loses. History rights the wrongs two generations later.

To me there is a HUGE difference between attention from boys of the same age and from adult men. I don’t remember a time when I didn’t get attention from boys. Sometimes it was awkward (being pelted by rocks) sometimes it was sweet (like the boy who kissed my hand in the kickball line in 1st grade and proposed. He…

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

It is really sad that almost all rich and developed countries lump foreign affairs and trade together in one department. So their governments only extend help to poor countries if they can get something out of them.

Does this fucking moron think the world gives a shit about her every waking moment?

How many people just saw the word Ducktales and said "a-woo-oo!" out loud or in their heads?

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

It's interesting to me that's almost everyone I've ever seen pull the "IF YOU'RE NOT 100% SUPPORTIVE OF EVERY THING ISRAEL DOES YOU'RE AN ANTI-SEMITIC NAZI" is very decidedly not Jewish. It's almost as though conservative Christians are using accusations of anti-Semitism as a smokescreen for their own Islamophobia...

Yes, let's get rid of all government regulation! Free the people! We don't need building codes or speed limits or the FDA or courts or rules about preventing disease! If your house catches on fire, pay the firefighters to come put it out! If you need to drive somewhere, you should be able to do it in a car that emits…

You are HILARIOUS. As a lawyer, no, no we do not enforce almost any laws with violence. We enforce them with fines and jail time. And thus ends my attempt to forcibly remove your head from your own ass, because you so clearly like it there.