THIS WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT WHEN I READ THOSE LINES

My first thought? "You came in like a wiiiiffffflle ball...."

The more something guides your movement, the less exercise you're actually doing. Think of free weights vs machine weights. All the pulleys and levers make machine weights easier than free weights. Of the cardio machines, the elliptical probably gives the most assistance, therefore taking something away from the…

Gavin Rossdale does not understand displacement, apparently.

Bonus points for excellent use of tags.

This comment is mystifying.

I love Scar Jo's teeth so much. Yay for asymmetry!

No one wants to turn away from a train wreck though.

The timing on that Lady Gaga interview is...interesting. To make it into the March issue and printed on time, it was probably done around January 1st, which is a pretty quick turn around for feeling totally better. I don't know...obviously, everyone is different, but in my experience, depression is not something where…

Yes, every little black girl who saw it thought she could be pretty too, provided she posed nearly naked on men's magazine covers!

Jezzies, allow me to show my love for you by gifting you this post:

"Yet these four walls also harbour a terrible secret. During almost half of its long history, the Cleland Plantation was home to 250 slaves, who lived and died in conditions of unimaginable brutality."

Doh! I totally should have included analogies. I didn't mean to single out metaphors, that was a poor choice of words. Pesky english.

So much applause for this article. "Have they even spoken to a trans woman?" Probably not..

Totally spot on. BTW, your friend seems like a dick though

Charity seeking a solution to world poverty or machine that makes soda?

You keep coming back because you love it. There's something sour under all the sweet, rotten and delicious, like flowers but with garbage under it. You can't fucking get enough of it.