Oh but it's okay, she brought a black child with her so she couldn't possibly be exploitative.

I'm happy for you, Madonna, and Imma let you finish, but this guy is the best Creepy Old Man with Bad Teeth OF ALL TIME.

Madonna looks like Calvin Candie.

Now we have to remix this with "Smell yo' d*ck" for both sides of the story.

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I need someone to find me that clip.

There are absolutely bottoms in hetero relationships. Which is why I said it about him.

Oh shit! I did forget that, historically, women wore dresses. I always only look at the top part of the screen when watching Merchant Ivory films. Thank you, for reminding me about women's history.

Yes, I was saying that. I didn't say there's anything wrong with a woman "wearing the pants" (or in this case, the hoodie). Many relationships have one person who is more aggressive, or takes the wheel more often. That you inherently think that it's an insult to suggest that the woman is the stronger one in the…

I need a longer break, Anne.

The preferred term I've heard tossed around is "wheelchair mobile." I personally quite like this positive spin (PUN INTENDED LOLZ)— the chair liberates them and enables them to live their lives more easily.

Olivia Wilde tweeted about reading a book co-written by my dad (I realize I just ruined my Jez anonymity, but IDGAF, I just want to brag). Big news in our house!

"Wheelchair-Bound" is considered offensive by some.

Not only that, it shames the idea that those suggestions/questions are ever even made. Like flat out dunks over so many republican soapboxers in recent history.

A government statement on sexual assault that doesn't ask women to share responsibility in preventing their rape by changing what they wear, how much they drink, or who they hang out with?

Most of these documents serve to protect our loved ones when we die than to protect our finances.

I'm with you; I'm not really sure that this guy is even experiencing chronic pain in the way that I look at it. He can rollerblade and run 5ks and yet is in debilitating pain all of the time and also describes pain as "when your brain continuously fires out pain signals despite nothing in your body being damaged". I…

These things come in degrees. Some people's chronic pain is enough to remind them they're alive and that they can still run 5k. For other people it is utterly debilitating. No amount of positive thinking will counteract that debilitation. These are physical phenomenon like the effect a Taser has on a person. The…