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If you read the previous three letters (HW to Clinton, Clinton to W, W to Obama), the difference is clear:

There are some subtleties he knew Trump would miss, like addressing it to “Mr. President,” knowing full well that Mr. President would have preferred “President Trump” (previous torch-passers seem to use their successor’s first name here).

Yeah, I think it’s notable that it doesn’t say “All of us should hope you succeed at your goals” (because that would be a nightmare) or even “All of us should hope you expand prosperity and security during your tenure” (because that would be laughable). It’s just “I dunno, let’s hope American gets better around you

I feel like this entire letter was Barry making fun of Trump. Like a lovely and subtle sick burn that Trump wouldn’t get even if he did read it. Good job, Barry.

New DFA! I’ve liked the new singles well enough that I’m sure this will be good

Remember when Obama killed his brother, Abel.

Come on now. There was hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides at Pearl Harbor.

And I thought conspiracy theories smelled bad on the outside!

You expect me to believe one proton torpedo could take down a structure as large as the Death Star? Inside job!

And where was Obama when Alderaan exploded entirely on its own without any outside intervention?

Remember when Hoth was attacked by the Empire and Obama never visited even though he was president here and also on Hoth at the same time thanks to him being a secret Muslim terrorist?

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous

At some point, are they going to “merge” legacy accounts with Kinja? I’m waiting for that.

That’s upsetting. It isn’t just the scoring, it’s also most of the original songs. I have the CDs of Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic and they still get regular play on my iPod. He’s going to be tough to replace.

But unlike Kinja, it’s easier to look up past comments.

And trying to follow a conversation with him is nearly impossible.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

see what millennials have to go through constantly??!

briefing Trump on Hurricane Harvey:

Llamas: Hey Mr Cop, there are looters over there.