This movie had a few LOL moments. It starts out pretty good, but then nothing really happens. Halfway through the movie, I just started re-making the movie in my own head. My version only has Matt Bomer and Patrick Wilson….and its a 70's gay porn.

Not really. I want to do the same….but using my penis.

I would watch a Rafi and Taco porn.

In Scream, Randy refers to Jamie Lee Curtis as the 'scream queen.' Ryan Murphy is flat out stealing ideas from Kevin Williamson. I want to see those 2 queens duke it out. (I'm rooting for Williamson because he gave us Dawson's Creek and because fuck Ryan Murphy.)

And in no way does he look like the product of Amy Brenneman and Justin Theroux…..

But Justin Theroux's penis is still on the cast list, right?

I'm not a huge fan of the twins, but if you're jonesing for some Carver skin, they're both shirtless a lot in Teen Wolf. Also, one of them is having a threesome with James Franco and Zachary Quinto in an upcoming movie. Get your fapping hand ready.

The answer is Yes, because come on, its Justin Theroux.

I was going to say that he's probably blowing a lot of studio executives….but then I Googled a picture of him and realized people are probably paying him to NOT blow them.

The whole time I was watching this movie, all I could think was "I really like Liam Neeson' sweater. I wonder where he got it" Not sure if the movie was just really boring, or if it was just a really great sweater….

Same. I really WANTED to like it and forced my way through most of the first book, but didn't finish it. I think the description of "Harry Potter goes to college" is pretty accurate and I really don't mind that. But the book came out on the heels of the Harry Potter movies and just felt so un-original. I think I would…

So much information in this article, but it did not answer the most pertinent question of them all: How many scenes will feature Daniel Craig shirtless?

Finn massacred an entire village. Lincoln is eating people. I'm loving how dark this show is getting. Its like Walking Dead for tweens.

Don't forget Naevia (Amanda Waller) and Mira (Nyssa al Ghul). Reunion is already happening, my friend.

I was really impressed with this episode's ability to squeeze in so many characters and somehow manage to showcase LYLA of all people. I couldn't even remember the name of Diggle's baby mama until this episode. She was kicking ass and looking good doing it.
For having so many characters packed in to one episode, it…

I want the entire cast of Spartacus on Arrow (well, the rest of them since half are already on it). Here's my pitch: The actors that play Spartacus, Agron, Gannicus, and Varo play strippers who moonlight (daylight?) as assassins. They wear matching chaps and are known as The League of Ass-ass-ins. I already have the…

If I had the ability to help gay teenage boys with their love life, I would not have lost my virginity at 20. However, I can help you with proper use of punctuation and grammar. Don't be afraid to use periods. And 'but' should never be in a sentence more than once.

Did anything good happen in this episode? I missed most of it because I was too busy fantasizing about an Oliver/Barry/Eddie threeway….and then my remote control got all sticky…..

I've been fapping to Rick Cosnett since The Vampire Diaries, but I have to disagree that he would be a better Flash. Grant Gustin looks way too young for the part, but I like his version of Flash.

The only thing fantastic about this cast is Jamie Bell's abs….which will most likely be covered up in orange prosthetics :(