A black person being on Friends is even crazier than the Earth being flat.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

Plenty of people have low or no skills and have to earn a living. I have more sympathy for their plight than for a criminal “forced” “to earn a paycheck” through celebrity stunts.

Perhaps owing to her recent revelation in the ABC interview, Harding has said that she will now no longer talk about the past.

Funny ads are great but when they’re purposely annoying so you remember them people should serve time. If I’m ever in a situation where I have a structured settlement and I “need cash now” I will go to the ends of the earth to make sure the company I use has zero affiliation with fucking JG Wentworth.

God bless her soul as she spent the next day cleaning out the car while I spent the weekend on the couch crying.

When I hesitate to hand over my fully-charged phone because of the above reasons, she gets mad because she thinks I’m hiding something... What should I do?

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

That’s exactly what I’m saying.

White women the same as white men. No matter how low they go, long as they’re above people of color, they’re happy. What makes them more dangerous is how they can pretend not to be part of that system on account of they’re women. Like Dave Chappelle said: “Come on, white woman, you know what it is. You was in on the…

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

Yo man, I need that copy of die hard on dvd back, it’s almost Christmas movie season!

I got it mixed up with the other paper that broke a story about a famous man being accused of sexual misconduct. Me culpa. My point stands, though, and your (and Jezebel’s) attempt to deflect from that point based on a trivial mistake is frankly pure cowardice.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

some of the best defensive talent in the league continues to waste away, and John Elway is somehow once again looking for salvation in Osweiler’s big, dumb arm. Perhaps there’s a better place for him to look.

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

Before anyone makes a case for Kaep, I will remind you that Brock is quite tall

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

What does Trump have to do with this? Jesus, do you have to politicize everything?

If his FT percentage were up I wonder if you’d argue that it’s an indicator that his crappy shooting is just bad luck. Maybe he’s just a bad shooter. Isn’t it possible his 41% from 3 was an anomaly in college since he only shot 67% from the line?