All he needs is a TV show where he mouths all the lines in the first season and the transformation is complete.

Man, seriously. All I keep thinking about is that Yoohoo ad when I see Chance in a commercial these days. They missed the boat by not hiring Big Freedia.

He is sooooo tough Chuck Norris wants to slurp on HIS schlong!

Bluntman and Chronic?

FISHKILL. FISHKILL.

PUT BUSTER BLUTH IN THE SUIT YOU COWARDS.

PUT KEVIN SMITH IN THE SUIT YOU COWARDS. DORK KNIGHT FTW.

RIP Knick.

Samesies with my Nixon tattoo on me back...

You are beyond stupid if you spend one red cent on any of those items you mentioned.

Damage to the road by dragging an axle? I am more than sure public works would love to know more about this guy.

Like Burt Reynolds and shit...

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE!!!

Where was the negligence or wonton disregard for safety? Exactly.

Only legit answer I have read so far. Definite Samsquanch.

0.0000000%

You. Are not meeting our out-of-whack expectations. You have dishonored the entire nation.

83-84-85 was the chocolate cam variety VFR. Had to wait until 86 to get the geared cams. I still want a Hawk GT.

What type of varmint are we talking about here? Different guns for different funs. I would love to see a .22 reach out and touch a prairie dog at 300 yards but we both know that ain’t a happenin’.

Only if Any Kaufman is the Commissioner.