♫ I am the mom
Who will fight
For your Honor ♫ 

stop humanizing yourself, please

Figures. It can’t even catch fire and explode like a real truck. GM would never issue a recall for something so minor. 

For once I have to disagree with a McParland column.

As an owner of a 2012 Ford Focus I say yes, avoid that first year at all costs. Also as the owner of a 2012 Ford Focus I say dont buy a car new...or a Focus.

He just wanted to be an asshole. I don’t think it gets any more complicated than that.

I think that makes it worse?

No, really, that’s what pissed me off so much when this first broke on campus. Like unplug the fucking thing. You know you’re being a creep and that excuse is utter shit. It moves. Make it so when nobody is in there

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: stop hiring male coaches for women’s teams. There are women out there who want these jobs. Women who have actually played the fucking sport. 

He’s explicitly come out as anti Trump before.

I was an associate producer doing research for a supernatural show and I have to say, it WAS the best.

Isn’t Portals To Hell what we call basic cable now?

She’s awfully lucky that she’s getting such a short sentence. She is a fucking psychopath who will ultimately be involved in something else wicked down the road.

Even better

David Tracy in October April 2019:

Your to-do list on this thing is to replace every single part in it. You will be miles ahead time and money wise to get another one (or two) that have some of the parts (like a frame) that don’t need repair.

It’s easy to find wheels that fit on the front lawn.

Doris died living under a bridge after cashing out her pension to open a pog wharehouse.

Came here for this. Wasn’t disappointed.