He totally is the guy who would pay to see Bumfight.

Just another SNAFU in our wonderful for-profit medical system here. Thanks, Nixon.

You like driving?

Man, don’t get me started on passing lane campers that go slower than the guy to the right...

Tammy. Is it REALLY that hard to rememba her name?!!?!?!

Are you trying to become this guy’s next new lawyer?

COLD!

Worse, 50 shades fan fiction.

All I saw in that video was a LOT of future Kavannaughs.

Ugh, we had this happen when I took a few good friends out from university out after a concert at a divey bar I really liked. Some skeevy guy in his 50's was there and insisted on hitting on BOTH my friends wives like their husbands were not there (and they were right there). It got super weird and he was very drunk…

And his skid-marked undies were all wet for some reason...

I know I am an old, BUT WHO DA FUQ IS THIS LITTLE PERSON?!?!?!

At least Andy Dick was kinda, sorta funny?

This is the right and only response to surprise public proposals.

And their meth-head fans.

Contact that Fyre Festival guy and Ja Rule, they should be able to assist.

Because he knows in his heart and mind that humping the halftime show at Cottonland is BS.

The same could more or less be said about your ‘job’ also.

And he clearly can’t afford to eat out.

Hey look everybody, Monty Burns!