Shock collar, no treats.

Mmmm. Is this good like a SERIOUS TSA grope? Yum.

Nah, rehash of the old CVCC.

I dunno, it looks either very concerned or constipated. I would have to talk to it first to find out it’s disposition first.

Baby shark, doo da doo da doo...

Wrong. Charter schools at best only perform as good as the normal public schools or worse. Please show me a serious, peer reviewed study that supports your assertion and then we can maybe talk. Until then I will be laughing merrily in your stupid face.

And self-reported feminists like the Bernie-Bro in the cubicle next to me, whatever that means.

I like beer as much as the next alcoholic or rapist/judge but what these people need is to get paid. Preferably not in beer.

My construction materials teacher in uni used to joke about how civils got everyone else’s junk for our construction materials. How right he was. 

Concrete lasts longer in life cycle costs but the asphalt and petroleum associations throw around a lot of money to politics. 

Uh, that’s not how a salvage title works...

**AHEM** Vitamins!

The free market shall fix all ails...

We will all ride Donny 2 Scoops walls everywhere. Screw roads.

Amen. Praise the Lord and pass the ammo.

Prairie Village to be exact.

High School glory dude wouldn’t outrun a damned NFL defensive tackle, EVER.

God I hate that movie.

Eddie Shore!

No, you meant Officer Gaff.