Uh, not sure that would quite fly with uber-aware Doorwoman Dottie.

GET THEE AWAY FROM ME CURSED WHITE WOMAN!!

Luxury my ass.

She doin’ de lawds work.

She just got done eating a whole can of pork ‘n’ beans?

Put down the damned pipe and do not call 5.0.

As a white dude I reserve calling the police as the absolute last thing I do in ANY given situation. I would rather call a comedian or a clown before calling those wannabe commandos.  

I may be wrong but he didn’t want to make a big deal about the incident. He just wanted Doorwoman Dottie to taste the backhand of shame with the post. Her deciding to go to the media was her dumb decision and they lapped it up because money.

The latter is the worst kept secret in politics.

Total stoolie.

Y’know, THE STUFF.

They done run out of talking points because of Tchump blew them all to hell.

Most people can’t hack it. My pop tried to talk me out of it in high school.

That Kim kid is the dean’s peanuts on those fangled snurfer boards from what I hear.

Uh, you only do it once and then get it out of your system and move on. You are doing it wrong.

I love their meatballs but I have to full-on sprint to the bathroom before we hit the checkout. Those scrumptious little horse balls hit me like turbo-lax.

Because he is a shitbag narc?

Man, I almost feel sorry for them.

“I can always gobble down another load!”

So tasty and bloody...