Bin Laden said he had nothing to do with 9/11 at the time. Funny the FBI most wanted poster with him on it has no mention of 9/11 on it either.

WITH a bonesaw in their possession, ‘cause, you know, you never know when you might need a bonesaw to hack a corpse up.

payday loan.

Replace Self’s mouth with the lone toilet in the bathroom at said endless buffet would be even better.

You really locked up that confirmation with the creepy calendars and the yelling brah.

The only Generalling that idiot could ever do is play with his own privates. And he would probably fuck that up as well.

Maybe it was a different movie but wasn’t pissing your pants cool and shitting bad?

Damn, now he’s gotta donate more money he doesn’t have! 99 problems indeed!

There can be only one! Kneel before Zod!

If Sears only sold train parts and sundries... 

Dude, especially MASSHOLE people. Don’t have to be drunk.

I will not disagree with you on this point.

Don’t do it! Rodgers either!

Yeah, this whole “You can’t hit Fancy Dog Brady or Rodgers” rule is complete bullshit.

He will need some cranberry juice after that good cry.

Hopefully his boner subsides...

Put a bird on it, or paint over it with the next-to-be ex.

With a ‘Pew! Pew! Pew!’ bumper sticker just for shits ‘n’ giggles. 

Sure bud, keep telling yourself that higher center of gravity helps you out in a wreck.

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