Nah, it got caught abusing campaign contributions to fund a bad glue huffing addiction.

Amen!

This is what that actually means when some dude says he is having lots and lots of sex. Yeah, by yourself!

Brazilian Butthole Blowout hair. 

Nah.

Besides pro wrastlin’, Little League is the only thing I care to bet money on.

The Trumpito in my head approves.

The sound must be amazing, you’ll need efficient speakers though.

‘Wasn’t man enough’. Holy shirt!

You misunderstand. Breaking laws should be legal for him and his designated friends. Everybody else carries the water.

You can diss the Chefs all you want and diss the KC ‘Q but never, NEVER diss ‘Muricuhs best art form. I will fight over this.

Carolina only does swine well. THAT’S IT.

Sasnak Towne.

The Dotte is not for amateurs. We leave that to Jackson County.

But, that would not work in Missourah... that would be Misery Titties.

Or to Thailand when some Red Bull kid wipes out about 20-30 people in a village and payments get paid.

Yet, they sell frozen bananas at the frozen banana stand.

Yeah, true self-made people have money because they did not buy ridiculous objects like Lambos. This kid is the antithesis of self-made like Orange Foolius.

Self made via papa’s purse strings.

FROZEN Banana Stand. FROZEN.