Vibe manager sounds kinda cool though. What do you do? I manage vibes, man. Vibes.

Daddy’s dinero.

Hey everybody! I found Trumps kinja burner account!

The only place you would want to drive a machine like that is on a track. And what is great is you can rent them for a few laps, have some fun and leave the mess of maintaining something like that to someone else. The only supercar I would care to actually own would be an NSX.

He was talkin’ ‘bout that time on Forrest Gump when he ruined their Black Panther party.

We can’t stop here. 

The actual term is concrete retarder (admixture) and is a currently used term in concrete construction. He just changed the suffix for lulz.

Boohoo!

Eh, nobody ever said lawyers were geniuses. What special skills does it take to become one? Reading and writing?

Jews in the Holocaust: All singing, all dancing.

I heard Roman Polanski was second in line if he bows out.

BOTH. I WANT IT ALL.

Where are the epidemiological studies that point to where vaping is safer than smoking? Last time I checked there were none. So anybody that says it is safer than smoking cigarettes is full of shit.

Nah, just more douchey.

Yield. The concept eludes so many people driving on the roads these days.

Put it in Lower Oakland and you can start printing money.

Nooooooo, no she did not. Tons of coke in the 80s is what got you to where you are. Leave Aretha out of this. PLEASE.

I hope both hips fall out of their sockets when said humping begins.

Too much grace there for a ham-handed tribute at a garbage awards show. Madonna was perfect for the role.

No squash no buy in from moi.