Baby Jesus or ‘68 Jesus? This matters.

...and they never, ever broke kayfabe...

Whoo, haut taeke here folks! LOOOKOUT!

Seriously.

I never remember having time for her. Is she the one that is OJ’s kid?

Yeah, if I ran an actual DNA test some of my mitochondrial DNA would show I was part African since we all (Homosapiens) come from there. And I am lilly white. I don’t understand all the hullaballoo.

We are talking about redditors here. Living the dream in mom and dad’s basement...

I would have thrown both boobs out.

Woah!

FAQ dis a-hole! Gofund nothing for this turdstain of a man!!!

Man, I had some crazy white dude follow me after he cut me off at an entrance and I gave him an Italian chin salute and he followed me to my house. I didn’t turn there because I got scared the dude was a nutter and doubled back until I lost him. I was afraid that fool had a gun and was going to maybe use it.

She is a Missy- I mean, MOM.

Surely he does enough coke and uppers to even that out. The heart don’t like the constant upper/downer thing for too long though.

Tomfooleries is a bar that serves food and will hold your card for a tab but usually they will ask if you want to run a tab first or pay for a single round. 

It would make you want to crawl under the mat and die a few hundred times like that time De La Hoya got liver punched.

Uh, you forget cutting diamonds and makin’ da bagels!

I so confused. The little feigele she married is not as manly as the known fancy dog dandy Brady?!?!?!!? My brain just done broke.

You are about to stir up the vapahs in me. Please stahp.

Don’t forget the essential cageyness that makes the old-timer more badass.

Next target for sure.