The Boo Radley theorem. Nice.

She is de debil, Bobby.

Pink mist.

You had a little aborted mini-you.

This guy should never take GleeMONEX, or should he?

DOH!

Yeah, I played in a co-ed rec league in college with a bunch of girls that played on our college soccer team and it went great until the next season when our coach gambled away the sign up fees on fucking football. I was pissed. Girlfriend was impressed I had game. 

Uh, why are you giving hard tackles in THE LOCAL REC LEAGUE?!?!?

These were not mistakes, but wonton negligence that led to that boy’s death and many other injuries at these waterparks. Let’s get that clear right here and now. Mistakes are honest goofups that results in a skinned knee or other minor injury. 

We should deem it John Wayne toilet paper-like.

Wait, are we doing gritty now since dark has been run into the ground beyond recognition?

When the pee tapes hit the airwaves.

OOOF.

Table Rock lake and Tanneycomo is great compared to the Lake of the Ozarks. You can actually fish there. I avoid the strip and other tourist crap as much as possible. 

Lemme guess, those rear plugs are a serious hassle.

You need to amend your quote with “Never open the hood again unless ye wisheth to empty thy pocketbook and savings account.”

You do realize that most people mostly go there FOR THE LAKE. There is a lake there you know. The other shit is subsidiary to the lake.

Yes, I think you are. People of different races visit Branson all the time. Stereotypes, that’s all that is and you are playing right into it.

This is the true tragedy, a woman has failed a man yet again. /s

Dana White shot Kennedy