Yeah. I w2as thinking someone more like Diego Luna or something. Less muscle, more suave.

What’s funny is that last time I played I found what is probably that same korok because of the same impulse. The mountain one, that is.

I did that one and did the same damn thing.

I’ll let Ron Swanson say it for me:

Exactly. Success is iterative.

And pretty much all modern controllers are some mutations of the SNES controller and Dualshock. Your point?

Exactly. I had that same moment when I rented the game.

Yep. They always put in a way. Wouldn’t want to give anyone a reason to not upgrade.

Update: My Switch and Zelda Master Edition will be arriving Sunday. Just got shipped, and currently in Indiana.

Same. I’ve usually had decent experiences with them. Mine still says it’s gonna be here tonight, but it’s got less than 20 minutes.

Still fucking nothing on my end. Even tried customer support and they were no help. Screw Amazon. They promised launch day delivery. This shit should have been straightened out last week.

That was my theory too, but now I’m thinking they just messed up.

Same.

Still waiting. It says it will be here by 8, but I’m not so sure. This is a colossal fuck up that should not have happened.

Mine will probably be between 2-4pm if the usual UPS or USPS times apply. Unless what happened to final fantasy 15 happens.

My granny was partial to “you’re ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower.”

And here I am, waiting at home patiently for my Amazon order.

So an updated version of the Earthbound “this game stinks” campaign?

And he later gets all three of those.

Good pick. I’m getting a Switch, so it’ll be Breath of the Wild for me.