I did it just to make em angry.

I now want Acne Invaders to be a real thing.

Wow. That seems like a classic case of “cool idea, worst possible execution.”

Huh? You responding to the wrong comment?

Didn't notice the folders. Will have to start organizing.

Really that and the stuff from the first Cap movie.

This was months ago, asshole.

“The rug that ties the room together.”?

I was wondering too. Saw it on PSN and was like “what’s that?”

From Dorkly:

That sounds incredibly problematic.

Funny, I just got the indie game Enter the Gungeon and it has the map on the L2 trigger as well. Please tell me this isn’t a trend starting.

Reading the article itself does wonders.

Unless they’ve fixed the fact that the character models and lighting looked worse than the originals, I'm not interested.

Top-Secret. Heh.

Honestly, I won't mind as long as the rest of the game is great.

I would play your hypothetical Duke Nukem game. That is an awesomely stupid plot. Especially like the Wolfenstein reference.

Nice. I agree about the whole health bar and feedback thing. The only game I really give a pass on that is the Borderlands franchise, because they actually justify the health bars in-universe.

I'm both laughing and crying now, thank you.

Love the article. Agreed about a lot of things in it, like when you realize the few seams in a world that just seem like they shouldn’t be there.