thedrunkpianoplayer
The Drunk Piano Player
thedrunkpianoplayer

Jeezus, your closing is the best. They’re everywhere at my office.  Those goddamn suit pants that look like they came from their 7th grade graduation...the polka dot socks...and ALWAYS dark blue suits with brown shoes. I blame the bozos at ESPN for that last one.  And, the newest trend, every single one with the same

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Agree completely with this post. The parental support is so, so important. Good for them!

Consider yourself backed.  When I lived in SD, the 73 was a godsend for the trip from SD to Newport.  Affordable AND able to avoid the 5/405 merge?  Yes, please!!!

That was exactly my read on this.  So, he criticized a criminal.  Okay...and?

Bernie’s a better candidate on LGBTQ rights than...I don’t know...a homosexual male?  GTFOH...

I take real issue with you on this one.  There’s no way Trump is sentient...

I believe the Dad is the Bridge Grand Master...the son is the straight A student with the high SAT.

+1 Girl Scout Cookie

Definitely The Patriot Way (tm)

“He’s also nothing more than that”

And, if you’re cheating at golf, you’re not freaking playing golf.  Head out and challenge the local putt-putt course, fattie.

We are 100% on the same page there. You just KNOW that there’s goldleaf everywhere, just like her orange master would have it...

Hell, I probably wouldn’t OWN any shirts.  Just walk around all day, making my pecs bounce like Terry Crews.

The photo totally looks shopped...but, yes, Seaquest is currently sailing under the flag of the Cayman Islands.  Shocking.

I wish that were the case. Damn, I wish that were the case. But, it’s a Westport...and its the biggest model that Westport builds. You can’t find many of the 164 model listed for sale online, but I did track down one with an asking price of $43 million.

I mentioned it one the other thread about this ogre...this yacht (ONE of her freaking TEN) is worth around $40 million. Enough to cover the government’s commitment to Special Olympics for 2 and a half years.

So, this is what he’s been up to since retiring from his OL coaching job with the Raiders!  Interesting career choice...

Hey!  I sometimes sport a goatee and this is...well......ummmm...pretty much spot-on analysis.  Crap.

Well, the Charlotte unemployment rate is sitting at 3.5%, so it’s not exactly a grind to find a new position. Will agree with what everyone else on here says, though. If the dude is a solid bartender in Charlotte, it’s almost impossible to NOT be able to find work quickly.