thedrunkpianoplayer
The Drunk Piano Player
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That’s awful!  The lovely ladies are just trying to pick up their kids while the ex is cavorting around Cabo with his damn secretary!  They have mani/pedi appointments to get to!

+1 holy underwear

The Assistant TO the Regional Manager.  LOL!

Well, now I’m as obsessed as Jerry was with Mulva...I mean, Delores.

Oof.  Accurate, but...oof.  +1

Hmmmmm.  What’s that little turd Jacob Wohl been up to lately?

Yup...this is the new normal.

Yup.  Rich dude is an asshole who influences stuff to become more of a rich dude.

The sentence reads that she threw herself to the ground.  It should read “Matthews throwing her to the ground”.  She’s Farely, he’s Matthews.  :-)

This right freaking here. I’m a small business owner and insurance (primarily my own, since I’m somewhat an old and my employees are all young and relatively inexpensive to insure) is a killer. If I could somehow free up that income, I’d be at a second location with 5-6 new hires within a year.

Fun (well, not fun at all) fact: It’s not only the NFL.*

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy WILL read!

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy WILL read!

I’ve said it elsewhere, people always miss the point on things like this. It’s not being soft...it’s being equiped. Here in the south, the cities will shut down for days over a few inches of snow. That’s because Charlotte (pop 2.3 million metro) has about the same number of snowplows than my hometown in Montana (pop

I’ve said it elsewhere, people always miss the point on things like this. It’s not being soft...it’s being equiped. Here in the south, the cities will shut down for days over a few inches of snow. That’s because Charlotte (pop 2.3 million metro) has about the same number of snowplows than my hometown in Montana (pop

We had a number of them in Montana when I was growing up. Usually when it would dip to -30 to -45 and not really warm up past -20. The biggest concern isn’t the “weather” at that point, because it’s usually perfectly clear (thus, how it can get so cold...no clouds to keep the heat in). One of the big concerns is

Not a strong take. We’ve had a number of single-digit days since I moved to NC (and it’s significantly colder in the mountains). Not the -45 I experienced growing up, but plenty chilly. This is kinda like saying that people from anywhere north of Las Vegas don’t get to talk about hot weather, as they’ve never

Probably the most irritating thing (okay, at least one of them) is that this moron doesn’t act like he’s in freaking Kentucky! I mean, hell, we definitely went to school on much colder days than this back when I was a kid, but I grew up in Montana! We had the clothing for it, because that’s just how it is for roughly

The chud is getting drug to hell on Twitter.  Bah Gawd, the ratio!  That man has a family!

The chud is getting drug to hell on Twitter.  Bah Gawd, the ratio!  That man has a family!